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Post by Hunter Reckoning on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:52 am

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people so hard they actually get wiped from the face of the universe
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Go Here.

Post by Cial on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:45 am

Wanna hear a joke?

Chuck Norris.
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Post by Dai on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:48 am

Lawl!

Chuck Norris is the cause of the Dinosaur's fall... He looked at them.
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Post by Winnie on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:48 am

Chuck norris isn't funny. Really, there was a topic for this, back a few months ago. Please, please... I beg for a lock...
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Post by Banned on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:57 am

I agree you have to be a recovering alchoholic or a 3 year old to find Chuck Norris jokes funny No offence..

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Post by Juliana on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:49 am

Good thing for me that I'm about three years old, then, isn't it?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't fall DOWN stairs... he falls UP them. (Actually, my mom and I are talented enough to be able to do that.)
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Post by Banned on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:54 am

In aqworlds im /facepalming
right now! and on the last part i don`t even wana know...

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Post by Hunter Reckoning on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:10 am

On his birthday chuck norris chooses one lucky kid to get thrown into the sun
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Post by Chiyuki on Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:07 am

chuck norris CAN believe that it's not butter
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Post by Banned on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:43 pm

Ok that one was funny lol

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Post by Chiyuki on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:47 am

another one of my favorites...Geico saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Chuck Norris
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Post by Rage on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:52 am

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. In fact, water gets Chuck Norris'd.
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Post by Pyronix on Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:41 am

Okay, I have to ask.

Why Chuck Norris?

Do any of you even know who he is?


Oh and I looked up Chuck Norris on the dictionary and got punched in the chin.
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Post by Kaotic on Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:19 am

I looked up Chuck Norris on Google and it came up with "No Results found"

CHuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in half an hour

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Chuck Norris took a whole tub of sleeping pills and blinked

Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Hungry Jack's. (Burger King) And got one!

There is now a new size, if your really hungry, ask for a Chuck Size!

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly blew up because it could not hold such awesomeness in one building

When you try to punch Chuck Norris you always end up punching yourself...
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Post by Erik on Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:55 am

I heard Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard under his chin, its just another arm.
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Post by Icey on Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:13 am

The fastest way to your heart is with CHUCK NORRIS'S foot.
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Post by Nagi on Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:48 am

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Post by Wicked Dragonmaster on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:30 am

chuck norris can divide by zero
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Post by Chiyuki on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:55 am

Chuck norris went up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box
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Post by Axzerus on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:04 am

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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Post by Wicked Dragonmaster on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:11 am

The reason chuck norris wasn't added into the game "civilization" was because he is the ultimate unit and win the game in one turn
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Post by cole the moglin on Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:55 am

Jesus can walk on water,
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Post by Sword Master Elite on Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:07 pm

chuck Norris got cold, therefore we have global warming.
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Post by Rage on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:00 pm

I think Chuck Norris is a pretty cool guy. He does MANLY things and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Post by Guest on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:12 pm

There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, it's just a list of animals that Chuck Norris let live.

If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Scientists figured out that the explosive energy in the Big Bang that created the universe is approximately equal to 1CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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