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6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

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6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by DigDog on Fri May 13, 2011 3:33 pm

Quick overview:

#6. NSA Bans Furbies
#5. Greece Bans All Video Games
#4. China Bans Time Travel
#3. Russia Bans Emo
#2. China Bans Reincarnation (Without Prior Government Approval)
#1. Australia Bans Small Breasts in Porn

Website should be safe but you might stumble upon somewhat harsh language and adult themes, so proceed with caution. No dirty pictures on there though, keep your pants on.

Website link:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19192_6-things-you-wonE28099t-believe-got-banned-by-modern-governments.html


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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Chamberino on Fri May 13, 2011 3:35 pm

#6... I really don't blame 'em. Those little buggers are creepy.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Flaw of Insanity on Fri May 13, 2011 3:37 pm

I've only heard about #1. Dayum.

However my dreams are crushed, as I planned on moving to China to build a time traveling machine.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Altera on Fri May 13, 2011 4:04 pm

Furbies creep me out. I can't visit my friend's place with seeing at least half a dozen of them around that she's modifying (darn electrical engineers).

And talk about double standards in #1.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Chamberino on Fri May 13, 2011 4:06 pm

Modifying furbies? Ohgodwhat.

Keep a close eye on her, she may well be assembling the creepiest robot army in history.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Flaw of Insanity on Fri May 13, 2011 4:10 pm

"...dolls without human faces is illegal in France."

More laws that are ridiculous.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Cial on Fri May 13, 2011 6:03 pm

It's illegal in New York state to greet someone by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers.

SO glad I don't live in New York, 'cause I've actually done this...
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Erik on Fri May 13, 2011 6:44 pm

Chamberino wrote:#6... I really don't blame 'em. Those little buggers are creepy.

'Tis true. I've actually heard about this.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by V on Fri May 13, 2011 8:48 pm

Cial wrote:It's illegal in New York state to greet someone by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers.

Do we do it anyway? Hell yes we do it anyway.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Mrsebi on Fri May 13, 2011 8:51 pm

Flaw of Insanity wrote:I've only heard about #1. Dayum.

However my dreams are crushed, as I planned on moving to China to build a time traveling machine.

Its not the time machine per-se, but rather fiction pertaining to it.
Government is worried that if the citizens read or watch things with alternate history; they might begin to question the way real history is portrayed.
And well all know they are the masters of smudging things, hiding the truth, and pretending events never happened.
The reincarnation one is because certain buddhists are said to have the ability to choose who or what to be reincarnated as.
Like the Dalai Lama.
And that scares them.

And I agree with Rule 1 dammit! If I wanted flat chests I would watch child porn: but I don't, so I wanna see some boobies!
Additionally, I also agree with the furbies and emo laws.
Those things bother me greatly, the furbies are pretty bad too.
Plus, as the Dalai Lama is said to be a reincarnation of Buddha, this new law allows the Chinese government to decide who it is. They are veeeeeeery sneaky those Chinese...

I also agree with the Furbie and Emo laws; those things creep the hell outta me.
The Furbies as well.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Tom Gaskarth on Fri May 13, 2011 10:49 pm

6: lolwat.
5: OHGODWAT
4: Heard about this.
3: Good thing Shadow isn't Russian.
2: Derp. I'll be sure to let them know.
1: I'm not surprised.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Chamberino on Fri May 13, 2011 10:55 pm

Spoiler:

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by DigDog on Fri May 13, 2011 11:41 pm

Mrsebi wrote:[...]
Additionally, I also agree with the furbies and emo laws.
Those things bother me greatly, the furbies are pretty bad too.
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I also agree with the Furbie and Emo laws; those things creep the hell outta me.
The Furbies as well.
That's a lot of aggreeing.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Mrsebi on Sat May 14, 2011 12:41 am

odd... I wrote the first paragraph but it didn't show, so I figured it was a bug and did the second one, I'm just seeing the ''I also agree with the Furbie and Emo laws; those things creep the hell outta me.
The Furbies as well.''
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Tim Hortans on Sat May 14, 2011 1:48 am

DigDof wrote:Quick overview:

#6. NSA Bans Furbies
#5. Greece Bans All Video Games
#4. China Bans Time Travel
#3. Russia Bans Emo
#2. China Bans Reincarnation (Without Prior Government Approval)
#1. Australia Bans Small Breasts in Porn

Website should be safe but you might stumble upon somewhat harsh language and adult themes, so proceed with caution. No dirty pictures on there though, keep your pants on.

Website link:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19192_6-things-you-wonE28099t-believe-got-banned-by-modern-governments.html



That's the first I've heard of anyone banning a fetish from a country.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Cial on Sat May 14, 2011 3:42 am

V wrote:
Cial wrote:It's illegal in New York state to greet someone by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers.

Do we do it anyway? Hell yes we do it anyway.

GOOD DAY SIR! *Wiggles fingers with thumb on nose*
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by V on Sat May 14, 2011 4:23 am

Fun fact, Cial - New York State is one of the few places Savannahs are legal to own as pets.

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Cial on Sat May 14, 2011 4:56 am

BUT IT'S SO CUTE.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Winnie on Sat May 14, 2011 4:57 am

Juliana won't be happy to hear about the Furbies. She was OBSESSED with them in third grade...

.:Juliana:.
You are incorrect only in presuming that it was ONLY in third grade. I was obsessed for a bit longer than that--and primarily in second grade, when I drove the teacher completely up the wall by writing about nothing else all year...

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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Xusha on Sat May 14, 2011 5:30 am

The one about Russia is only partly true. It's one of those things that isn't very enforced, and some people here haven't even heard of this. It's probably because the children here are well... Happy.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Snukems on Sat May 14, 2011 6:27 am

Tom Gaskarth wrote:6: lolwat.
5: OHGODWAT
4: Heard about this.
3: Good thing Shadow isn't Russian.
2: Derp. I'll be sure to let them know.
1: I'm not surprised.
I lol'd so hard at all of them.
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Thoru on Sat May 14, 2011 9:04 am

The Doctor may no longer visit China?
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Re: 6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Post by Erik on Sun May 15, 2011 10:13 pm

V wrote:Fun fact, Cial - New York State is one of the few places Savannahs are legal to own as pets.

lolol they look cool. I may have to change my conquest from getting a Wolfdog to getting a Savannah. Wolfdogs are difficult to maintain :/

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