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Re: TR's Cave Adventures

Post by Peregrine on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:12 am

No.

Cue handful of crappy journals that don't even mention two artifacts that were made because I'm having a lazy day today.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 17th of Granite.
We descended deeper into the roc's lair and discovered to our surprise that there was actually a civilization already down there. I guess the roc had enslaved them and was using them as a labour force around the cave. Unfortunately for our slave labour force, first contact did not end well.



I think I just comitted genocide. Feels bad man.

That aside, we've started moving our supplies into the now definitely vacant lair.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 18th of Felsite.
It's taken a whole day but we finally butchered the roc. We also tanned its hide into leather, and I kept one of its feathers for style points. Wow that thing was big. 350 urists of meat and other six hundred urists of fat. We'll never need fat again after this.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 10th of Malachite.
Void went wild and whipped up what could be the snazziest thing ever out of nothing but adamantine. He calls it "reign plate", and if Eridan is to be trusted it's worth 1224000 dwarfbucks.



Wow that is snazzy.

Dibs.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 13th of Malachite.
Oh God no.

Migrants.

IT'S JUST LIKE LAST TIME.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 2nd of Limestone.
A fire dragon showed up today and really messed the place up. Outside the cave is nothing but ashes. I was able to strike it down but I wouldn't be surprised if the place is never the same again.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 2nd of Timber.
More migrants. Oh dear. Fortunately for me they're not demanding any titles or whatever. Still, I've decided it's for the best that we start making some bedrooms and a dining hall. Making the cave habitable should be priority #1 right now.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 24th of Timber.
The entrance to the cave is done and everything is finally inside. It's just like the old cave's entrance, a door, followed by cage traps, followed by an assaultmecha. We've already caught some thieves and a light dragon.

Werewolf traders came and left. Since we didn't have any crafts yet I told Eridan just to trade them those instruments. He managed to trade the instruments but he sold way too many. Then again he sold less than I was expecting, so I guess that's improvement. Still, makes you wonder why I don't take over the broker job myself.

I assigned one of the peasants from the last wave named Indoctrinated FatSTDstorm to a mason's workshop and told him to start making tables, chairs, coffers, cabinets, doors, armor stands and weapon racks. He is doing a surprisingly good job at it for a peasant. Especially seeing as he wasn't named for success.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 24th of Moonshine.
A farmer went insane today and started killing ducks. When I confronted him he attacked me as well and I ended up having to kill him in self defence. We lost eight ducks in total. I feel pretty bad. About the ducks, that is. I've never even seen that farmer before.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, I need to start updating this more frequently.
Our booze supplies are totaling zero now. We've constructed a well so we don't all die of thirst but it really sucks and keeps running dry. Hopefully we can get a better well constructed soon.

Flaw has found a way to create synthetic adamantine, so the rest of our metalworking department is hard at work creating some new suits of adamantine armour and some adamantine weapons. As a result I've drafted a few of the more useless migrants we've had into the army as swordsmen and marksmen. Now that we're mass-producing adamantine armour and weapons they lack the quality my gear, Cial's gear, Sparda's gear or Tom's gear have, but that's life.

A nerfkitten showed up and bellowed its challenge at us. Apparently it wanted the roc's lair as its own, and us as playthings! A bop on the head with my mace sorted that thing out. Seriously, I don't know why nerfkittens are classed as being megabeasts of legend up there with rocs and hydras. Nerfkitten causes of death are usually from things like "being stepped on by small children" and "regular ant attacks".

We've declared war against the steppe mastodons in the area after so many injuries in steppe mastodon maulings it stopped being funny. Cial, Sparda, Tom and I have been making it our goal to kill every steppe mastodon that shows up. We've taken about ten down already.
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Post by Darre on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:53 am

How does a creating a well replenish our stores of booze? Sense, it does not make any.
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Post by Peregrine on Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:02 am

Before the well's construction we were living entirely off booze. Now we are living off of water instead.
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Post by Darre on Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:18 am

That's a stupid decision. Send the peasants out for booze, cus' water sucks.
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Post by Cial on Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:33 am

NO MORE BOOZE?

BUT I USE THE BOOZE TO GREASE THE TRAPS.
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Post by Erik on Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:35 am

I like booze.

I feel that we need to kill any migrants who ask for more than we feel the want to give out.

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Post by Chamberino on Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:08 am

Masterful photoshoppery.

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Post by Tim Hortans on Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:06 am

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Post by V on Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:15 am

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Post by Cial on Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:12 pm

That's why I love Tim.
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